ELECTRONIC THEORY EXPLAINED


This is a theorem expressed by Mark Pearsons, and only passed on by myself to help alleviate the poor misguided among us.

************ ELECTRON-HOLE THEORY EXPOSED AS FRAUD *************

Have you been bemused and confused by the electron-hole theory? Do charges, valence bonds, and the 3/2-power law make you nervous?

A startling discovery by Mark Pearsons invalidates all this claptrap! In a recent issue of Radio World, Mark reveals how electronic equipment really works:

For many years, young electronic technicians have been taught the “hole” theory of electronics. This theory explains how electrons move along conductors and simeconductors. The explination has been good enough to satisfy or keep at bay anyone who might otherwise question the theory.

However, after a number of years working in the broadcast industry, I have come to realize the “hole” explination may not be correct.

My theory, which has been proven time and again by personal observation, is that the electronics work on smoke. Yes, that’s right. I recently learned that every manufacturer encapsulates a certain amount of smoke in every piece of electronic component he builds. The smoke is what does the work.

You probably noticed that a component will quit working when the smoke leaks out. I’ve documented this manu times and in conclusively proves my theory. My theory sure beats the “hole” theory. I’ve never seen holes in a wire, and why don’t electrons pour out of the end of the wire when the wire is broken?

I say Mark Pearsons is RIGHT. I’ve seen smoke many times, but I’ve never seen an electron. Hats off to this pioneer whose discovery will be celebrated each April in the years to come!